What do you do with a tilted soapdish?

As some of you know, my wife and I recently became homeowners of a spacious 850 sq ft condo. Everything is brand new and we love it. Of course, now that I am not a renter anymore, I can't call someone to come and fix my appliances. I now have to call someone and then pay them to come and fix things. Ugh!

Since our place is "new construction", one would think everything would be perfect, shiny, new, useful, etc. But it seems that we have inherited a tilted soapdish. We have one in our shower that just does not want to hold any soap - not if it's placed gently, thrown on it - perhaps with double sided tape maybe? Of course, that could really rationalize the nice smooth dove feeling on the skin.

How does a soapdish become untitled? Unfortunately, I don't think there is any Bob Dole sponsored product out there for this soapdish? Perhaps our plumber didn't have his (or her) V8 before installation? Perhaps I could make a makeshift gate to rest at the end of the soapdish? Of course, we didn't go on our walkthrough with the developer and demand that we test out the capture angle of the shower soapdish. But for those out there who are about to buy property, let this be a lesson to you.

I guess the shower soapdish is like the human appendix of our condo - it truly is a vestigial soapdish.